Nope because I did this
was kind of sick and out of it a few christmases ago and did a rewrite of I shot the sheriff.

I was really bored tonight So I reworked a song a little.
(I shot santa
But I didn't shoot no elf, oh no! Oh!
I shot santa
But I didn't shoot no elf, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a elf,
For the life of a elf.
But I say
Oh, now, now. Oh!
(I shot santa .
(But I swear it was in self defense.)
Oh, no! (Oh, oh, oh) Yeah!
I say: I shot santa oh, Lord!
(And they say it is a capital offense.)
Yeah! (oh, oh, oh) Yeah!
santa always hated me,
For what, I don't know,
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow,
He said kill them before they grow.
And so
Read it in the news:
(I shot santa.) Oh, Lord!
(But I swear it was in self-defense.) santa
Where was the elf? (oh)
I say, I shot santa ,
But I swear it was in self defense. (oh) Yeah!
Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw santa
Aiming to shoot me down,
So I shot, I shot, I shot him down and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.
(I shot the santa, )
But I say (But I didn't shoot no elf),
I didn't shoot no elf (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(I shot santa.) I did!
But I didn't shoot no elf. Oh! (oh)
Reflexes had got the better of me
And what is to be must be,
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I say
I, I, I, I, shot the santa
Lord, I didn't shot the elf. No!
I, I (shot santa)
But I didn't shoot no elf, yeah! So, yeah!

 

I must not have made the Nice List, didn't get a single thing shooting related.

 

If buying your own gifts count....I did pretty well.
Last Saturday I picked up my new to me 1710HB that's in like new condition.
I tried to explain to my better half it was for her but she didn't buy into it.

 

She probably rolled her eyes at you.

 

Not in the way I wanted

 

I was pretty good I guess. Got the boss to let me buy a few things.
Burris Signature rings for my 457.
Protektor front bag for my rest.
Magwell and extended mag release from DIP for the aforementioned 457.
Two bricks of SK Standard Plus.

 

I must have been very good this year as Santa left me a brand new F-Class build chambered in 300WSM. He also left me a Randolph Machine front rest.

 

Rearranging Santa makes Satan, and the guys wearing a red suit, who knows what's hiding underneath that hat!

 

Who rearranged Santa Phil? Clue me in a little bit.

 

I did. I can do that kind of stuff.

 

LOL! I'm an old grouch. I refuse to be nice just to get shooting related stuff as gifts. So my spouse and I practice year-round "revenge" shopping matches.

 

I'm not particularly grouchy but not really in need of anything shooting related. Don't get to shoot enough now to use up what I've already got, so I'm good. Revenge shopping matches sounds expen$ive!

 

BTW, I got shirts for Christmas and I needed them so I am glad.

 

What's with the Satan remark? Clue me in a little bit more please.
You said it. You own it.

 

Have you no sense of humor? That joke is as old as the proverbial hills. Laughing a little might be good for a person on occasion.....

 

I laugh all the time. I'm the friendliest guy you would ever meet. I just have not been used to the Satan reference. Merry Christmas.

 

Thankfully I was on the naughty list as Santa missed me. He did leave Sheba for the kits and a bunch of cat treats, and a few gifts for others. Just how I like it.

 

Not I


or, is it, No Tie?

FWIW, I came close on a couple of Brokegunner auctions, but I just wasn't "good" enough.

 

Not sure if I've ever made a nice list, but a case of Center X showed up prematurely, and today a Manners TCS will adorn my front porch for a short period of time.
I fired santa a long time ago and replaced him with myself.

 

Not me.

 

I heard Santa couldn't even afford to put coal in the bad kids stockings this year.

 

I somehow avoided the naughty list this year. There must have been some grace involved with keeping me on the good list.

My wife surprised me with a 357 single action revolver to match the 357 lever action rifle she made me buy for father's day a couple years ago.

I also received a Williams peep sight for my 452 Lux from my sister and brother-in-law.

 

I bought myself a anew 1911 on Black Friday at Rural King and on Christmas Eve I ordered a Wrangler.

 

Got a 'magnum' sized cartridge shaped thermos, just the thing to take coffee to the range
6 bx's 50ct 9mm hard ball to rock my Kahr
And an FWB 600 SSP that I couldnt afford when I was young 40+ yrs ago
Didnt think Id been that good!

 

Sometimes all it takes is not being caught being naughty.

 

I must I made the nice list I got a brand new beretta px4 and won a gun package prize from 1911 addicts

 

I’m so old I fell off Santa’s list.🤣🤣
got a Tikka T1X
chronograph
PTG 22LR go gauge
digital trigger gauge
Apple watch………..now part of the iPhone, iPad team to spy on my life
Thanks Santa, fooled you again.🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

 

I must’ve made the good list. I had all 4 of my daughters here for Christmas.(1st time in 18 years) All 5 (to be 6 in three more months) Grand children as well! It was a great day in my mind.

 

That's what it should really be about, but gun stuff is cool, too.

 

I clearly didnt make the list. I got a chainsaw... and had to buy that for myself.☹