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Work.
There are no holidays in aviation.

 

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I've got an early turn but will be home by 2pm Enjoy the crew meal! Aren't you senior enough to get the day off?

I write my own schedule.
There are 3 of us to cover the left seat 24/7.
I’m off Christmas and New Years.

 

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Why are plane tickets so expensive?

They’re dirt cheap compared to times in the past.

 

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Beef tenderloin, Honeybaked Ham, all the other normal accessories. Nobody here really likes turkey all that much.

Honey baked ham is my favorite.
Turkey is for sandwiches, not dinner.

Of course, leftover Honey baked ham makes good sandwiches.