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Sack of corn or black sunflower seeds if'n yer gonna bait em Phil.

NOT Fair Chase!!! Tsk.


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. Also the waitress made me not want to eat. She had these extra long fake nails. Who knows what they might be carrying. I remember a bunch of people getting ecoli at a Dunkin donuts from the server nails.

You KNOW what's under those nails. Maximum yucky factor 😝

 

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An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.
The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick.
The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.
A zebra standing close by asked,
“Why did you kick that turtle?”
“Well,” the elephant replied,
“That turtle bit my foot 20 years ago. That was payback.”
“How do you know it was the same turtle?”
The elephant looked at the zebra a minute and said,
“I have turtle recall.”

Very bad!! Go to your room. 😬

 

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Gonna cost you. Case trimmer. Debur and champher. Then you need a tool and case to measure bullets jammed or jump. Base to ogive. Shave the necks?? It’s a rabbit hole. Might only cost you $1500 to $2000. Sinclair will become your new best friend. If I ever find Kimberkook I’m gonna shake him down for about 10 grand. He started the whole thing.
Later this month will be the annealer. Childs play at $268.

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I know a guy who is writing a book entitled " How I got started in Long Range Shooting and Reloading for less than $50,000.00"

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A truck carrying Lego Bricks overturned on the highway.

The Highway Patrol doesn't know what to make of it.

 

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I am mad they got rid of the m&m spokes characters.

According to the news this morning, they have backed off on that.

 

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Whats the point of roof raking 2 inches of snow? We dont roof rake around here. Maybe because we dont get any snow.

You haven't missed a thing. In the snow country, raking roofs is an absolute necessity if you don't want to have water running down your inside walls from ice dams. . It is a royal PITA and hard work. We had a storm blow off some of our roof shingles about 20 years ago and the insurance bought us a new roof, we went with metal roofing and haven't had to roof rake since, snow slides right off.

 

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off to Californy on Monday.

My condolences. So sorry. 😬

 

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Lander WY below zero in snow and fog. No letup in sight.

 

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You too funny kid.

On this personal anniversary day 55yrs ago I shrunk from 6'4" to 6'1". First one to know its raining and last one to drown.

Welome Home, Al.

 

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Its snowing @ the Heikki Lunta Fest in Negaunee but not a drop here @ 19ºF. Stop by if'n ya want to try the luge hill. Last year one person came all the way from Tabai to give it a whirl.

I thought you were speaking in tongues there but spent some time with Mr. Bing looking up all that undecipherable drivel, found out it's actually real. Giving you an A+ for posting the most mysterious reply of the day. 😏

 

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Facebook sure has shown me a lot of bullets I have dodged. Looking at some of the women I was interested back in the day have become very scary.

I went to my 50th High School reunion several years ago, met a couple of the really hot girls I had coveted so many years ago. Time had not been kind to them and I was thankful for unanswered prayers. 😬 ,

 

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Nekkid in front of the mirror tells the true tale however.



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you're a better man than I gunga din ..

Hate full length mirrors, avoid them like the plague. 😁

 

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I always thought growing old would take longer.

 

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What kind of cow makes chocolate milk?

I could tell you but some idiot would probably accuse me of being racist.

 

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Yum!! 👍

 

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Yeah - you're only "young" once, but you can be immature forever!

I'm 82 and have yet to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. 😏

 

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Maybe.

In my youth, I didn't necessarily do a very good job of becoming responsible in some aspects of life. Not blaming my parents, but I most likely didn't have a clue and knowledge about becoming an adult and some areas of responsibility. Was always told I needed to go to college which I did for awhile, but may have been better served had I waited a bit. I wasn't a spoiled child, getting whatever I wanted handed me, my parents didn't have much. Worked since I was 10 years old, and pretty much paid my own way for anything I wanted, and often for stuff I needed. I eventually became more responsible and mature, but that doesn't mean I've grown up.

As a side note, my mother said I would never live to see 30. I almost proved her correct on several occasions, but failed.

George W. Bush once remarked "When I was young and stupid, I was young and stupid". My younger days were not what you could call exemplary. Took me a long time but finally got squared away.. I think.

 

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I may have to put my Laz-Boy down. It spit out some important plastic parts this evening.The leg rest wasnt designed to be used by an 80# dog as a landing pad when she jumps on me. It had a good run. Fabric has held up well ,but plastic parts in the guts didnt.

RIP, Laz-Boy.


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