[Rosscoe]

Here is a few that I remember at this moment.

She is uglier than a mud fence.
I wonder how much she would charge to haunt a house?
That guy doesn't have enough brains to pour piss out of a boot.
That guy talks so much, he must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Don't get your bowels in an uproar.
All meat and no potatoes.
M92 will probably say something about a well drillers arse.

These are just a few, what you say?

 

[Dan H]

Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch.

 

[M92pv4u]

Smell so bad it could gag a maggot
I'll tan your hide

 

[Roger T]

Drink till she's cute......That was used once or twice in my younger days.

The acorn don't fall far from the tree
He ain't worth the juice to spit.

 

[OldCZFan]

Don't fry bacon naked.

Never pass up a chance to buy gas or pee.

 

[cabtiroahunta]

Wouldn't give them the wind of my farther to cool there porridge

Don't pee upwind....

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[cabtiroahunta]

Wouldn't give them the wind of my farther to cool there porridge

Don't pee upwind....

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Wouldn't give them the wind of my fart to cool their porridge...

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[1Rudedawg]

Never trust a fart
Never waste an erection
Her face would stop an 8 day clock
Her face would choke a shark
His family tree has no branches
If we break up can we still be cousins

 

[Al the Infidel]

Whadda mutt~ woof!!

 

[Brent]

He’s a few fries short of a happy meal.

They fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Put on your thinkin’ cap!

Their brain is so small, if you put it on the edge of a razor blade it would look like a bb rolling down a four lane highway.


Brent

 

[FritzFulton]

Here is a few that I remember at this moment.

She is uglier than a mud fence.
I wonder how much she would charge to haunt a house?
That guy doesn't have enough brains to pour piss out of a boot.
That guy talks so much, he must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Don't get your bowels in an uproar.
All meat and no potatoes.
M92 will probably say something about a well drillers arse.

These are just a few, what you say?
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there would be no work for tinkers.
Fritz

 

[FritzFulton]

Measure twice, cut once.
All wool and a yard wide.
Fritz

 

[FritzFulton]

Measure twice, cut once.
All wool and a yard wide.
Fritz

Too soon old too late smart.
Fritz

 

[jaia]

Beauty is skin deep, stupidity goes all the way to the bone.

Ignorance can be cured, stupidity is irreparable.

Stupidity is paid for in blood, usually y'er own.

The stupid die young....the truly stupid take others with them when they go.

 

[Radman1]

Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.

 

[RACWIN375]

he is a cupule sandwiches short of a picnic

Colder then a witches booby

family tree is a telephone pole

her elevator don't go to the top floor

lights are on but nobody home

my truck is a dragonfly, it drags butt up hill and fly down

she was beat with the whole ugly TREE

 

[Al the Infidel]

He got the stinky end of the stick.

 

[RACWIN375]

dumber then a box of rocks, or bag of hammer, bucket of air

he got a face like 10 miles of bad road with a trailer park at the end

that dog won't hunt (said for anything that don't work )

 

[HectorFuego]

One my son came up with:

"He's not the sharpest bulb in the haystack."

From my grandfather:

"Beware of red-headed women. They'll push you down the stairs and nurse you back to health so they can do it again."
(Note that I've been married to a read-head for 48 years.)

From me:

"If you want a horse, don't buy a pig and try to modify it."

Hector

 

[Barksdale123]

Its better to belch and bare the shame that hold it in and take the pain.

I pitied myself because I had no shoes, then I met a man without any feet.

Too much sugar for a dime

Some women can take more money out the backdoor with a teaspoon than their husbands can bring in the front door with a dump truck

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A smooth sea never made a good mariner