They sell them at Gander Mountain. You're in TX and we have them all over, they just opened a bunch of them. Go to Gander Mountain.com and find one close to you, or you can try the mail order places like CDNN and such, but I don't know who has the best price on them. Figure about $26 each, which is sad since they were $10 before the ban.
And yes, that's a good description of this TX town.