So you guys DO have a sense of humor after all.
Yep, simple bags front and rear only with windage adjustment that never binds and its already 100% set up when I put it on the table. Light and easy compared to the boat anchor I bought earlier this year (similar to what you all love which is PURE BENCH REST COMPETITION stuff) and couldn't wait to ditch.

Not that I blame Smooth for leading me down that path or anything.
Bi-pods are purely a-spiritual, para-military gear and that is all there is too.
The boat anchors are purely bench rest competition and nothing spiritual about them.
However, I definitely wish I was still young enough and healthy enough to even try to haul that concrete range bench out to the field with me like you do. That is the heaviest portable table I have ever seen in my life. Kudos to you for being able to heft it.
Wait, don't tell me...you use a hoist.