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Old 04-21-2017, 08:29 AM
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Reb, you are a man of great tolerance. What do you suppose is the cause of all this angst? Your voting record? Jealousy? A hidden man crush? Malnutrition? Long standing family feud? Perhaps your dog had his way with his dog? And they are both males? A vitamin deficiency? Lackluster romantic performance? Rap music? Infected tatoo? Too much Oprah TV? A birdsnest in his favorite baitcaster? Tick bite? Ancestry dot com test results came back showing "NO records found."? Must be a logical explanation somewhere.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:35 AM
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Reb, you are a man of great tolerance. What do you suppose is the cause of all this angst? Your voting record? Jealousy? A hidden man crush? Malnutrition? Long standing family feud? Perhaps your dog had his way with his dog? And they are both males? A vitamin deficiency? Lackluster romantic performance? Rap music? Infected tatoo? Too much Oprah TV? A birdsnest in his favorite baitcaster? Tick bite? Ancestry dot com test results came back showing "NO records found."? Must be a logical explanation somewhere.
Headspaced, I believe most of them things fit old Rusty pretty good. You can rule the ancestry.com thing out cause he is too cheap to pay for something like that. Besides he has a phobia that he descended from thumbless tree-dwellers. Secondly, he is too scared and cheap to get a tattoo. However, my voting record might be the culprit. Old Rusty only votes for liberal candidates from tha mule party. As far as lackluster romantic problem, I hear lackluster would be like a big surprise Christmas bonus at his house. Most of the other possibilities have some merit but I think the jealousy thing is the root of the problem. Old Rusty has always been envious of my superior intelligence and overwhelming good looks. But you know, I just dont understand it. I hang out with him so he can say he runss with the "cool crowd". I allow him squirrels my squirrels and dont even charge him for it. I am trying to teach him to be a better hunter but he just won't listen. Oh well, I have to keep on trying.
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:27 PM
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Reb, what can I say? That is mighty fine of you to look after him like that.
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:31 PM
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Stay on the high road Reb.. your cousin sounds alot like walkerdog,,
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Yeah take the high road cousin, for once
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:38 PM
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Yeah take the high road cousin, for once
I will cuz. Just like when you called me fat.

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I will cuz. Just like when you called me fat.
Reb, are you not fat anymore?
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:22 PM
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Yeah take the high road cousin, for once
I will cuz. Just like when you called me fat.

If I say I'm sorry and that I love you, blemishes, warts and all, will that make you feel better?
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:02 AM
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If I say I'm sorry and that I love you, blemishes, warts and all, will that make you feel better?
You know you cant mend a broken heart. Ask your poor wife.
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:03 AM
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Reb, are you not fat anymore?
Fat as a Christmas ham.
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Old 04-22-2017, 10:26 AM
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You know you cant mend a broken heart. Ask your poor wife.
She gets my paycheck every week. That helps her overlook all my flaws. That poor girl messed up.
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Old 04-22-2017, 02:12 PM
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She gets my paycheck every week. That helps her overlook all my flaws. That poor girl messed up.
Paychecks help a lot. Naw she didnt mess up, she done alright.
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Fat as a Christmas ham.
Me too!!
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